My Lame sense of humor...

I know this is an old joke but I just could not resist..........

A certain Bear met up with a certain rabbit. After sitting near each other for awhile the Bear
asked the Rabbit "Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur"??? The Rabbit replied
"no, not at all", the bear then picked up the Rabbit and used him to wipe his a$$!!!

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."

That may be an old joke, but I haven't heard it before and it was bad , real bad

Mike Stephenson
aka Topgun----30-06

Well, what can I say, I guess everyone is a critic....LOL!!!

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."

Someone has way too much time on their hands lol.

I think my dad told me that one when I was 10!

I guess that old joke seems funnier the more beers or cocktails you have....

(Poop does not seem to stick to my rabbits fur)....

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit."

I haven't had anything to drink, and I thought it was funny!

I've been painting and drinking all day and I don't get it. Didn't the bear eat the rabbit in another post.

ORIGINAL: deadeyerik

I've been painting and drinking all day and I don't get it. Didn't the bear eat the rabbit in another post.

yeah - this is getting confusing (for those under the influence)

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Well in my own defense, I did find a new blue berry flavored beer today. I bought a case, and drank it. In moderation of course..

Well if I came across blueberry beer, I just don't think I would drink any more.  I wouldn't drink any less either! LMAO
 
BTW, that hare-y tail WAS funny

The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson

NAHC-L, NRA

  Cute!  

I just couldn't resist adding a funny.....

Bear and rabbit are walking through the woods. They have an odd friendship since Rabbit pulled a thorn from
the bears paw many years before. The rabbit is still always just a little norvous around since bear has a tendency to
tease rabbit about eating him on occasion....rabbit just thinks that one day he just might do it.
So, here they are walking through the woods when they come up on an old bottle. Rabbit picks it up while bear crouches over him, the occasional drool landing on rabbits head.
Rabbit dusts the bottle off and out pops a genie. Now, this is an odd sight says the genie...a rabbit and a bear walking together and being friends.
The genie says....since you two are together and you both found me, I will grant you each 3 wishes.
Bear, being the bear he is, pushes rabbit back and says to the genie "I want all the bears around me to be female". The genie snaps his fingers and says "Done"... Bear is just bounching with joy, more drool coming off the big snout with big teeth.
Rabbit peers from behind bear where he was pushed and says "I would like a motorcycle helmet, a nice red one". Bear is amazed. What, he says... that is so stupid, think of all the things you can have, all the female rabbits, all the carrots". Rabbit says "Nope, just a nice red motorcycle helmet".
The genie snaps his fingers and Poof, a nice helmet appears on rabbits head. It's got holes for his ears and really cool goggles to cover his eyes and it fits perfectly. Rabbit is very happy.
Bear pushes rabbit over again and jumps in the genies face... "I want all the bears in the forest to be female...now!" The genie snaps his fingers and says...DONE.
Bear is going crazy, mumbling and smiling under his breath. He's shaking with aniticipation already.
Rabbit picks himself up and straightens his ears, wipes the dust from his fur. The Genie says, rabbit....its your 2nd wish now. Rabbit looks at him and says...."I want a pretty red chopper, fast and lots of chrome, made just for my size and to fit me perfectly. It must be fast, super fast."
The genie looks up to the sky and snaps his fingers... POOF... Rabbit is now sitting on red chopper. It's got lots of chrome and is just lighting up the forest from its glare. There are flames painted on the tank and its just rumbling with power. rabbit revs it up a bit and flames just about shoot from the pipes.
Bear is once again amazed. "Rabbit he says, that is so dumb.. you were already fast and now you have a motorcycle in the forest. That's the 2nd dumb wish you asked for."
Bear says the genie... this is your last wish, its time and I have to go soon.
Bear is jumping up and down with excitment, he stammers out "I want all the bears in the world to be female and all of them to love me.....and i want it NOW!!!"
The genie shakes his head in wonder and snaps his finger... DONE he says.
Bear is in heaven. He starts raving about all the women he will have now, all the pretty bears will be all his.
The genie looks to rabbit and says... rabbit, this is your last wish...are you ready?
Rabbit smiles a little smile and looks up at bear. Turning to the genie, he revs the bike a little and says "Yes, I am ready"
The bike revs a little more as rabbit pulls the clutch and drops the bike into first. He rev's it some more and lurches it forward just a bit, spinning the rear tire.
To the Genie he says as he drops the clutch and roars off into the forest....
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I WISH BEAR TO BE GAY!



Lame... but you weren't expecting it!

M

  That's so wrong!!  Funny,though!!

Jeff

Mike Stephenson
aka Topgun----30-06